File this under: fit girls shouldn’t do this.
And maybe also under: women with self-respect shouldn’t do this.
I’m going to White Castle on Valentine’s Day. If you aren’t already aware, White Castle on Valentine’s Day is kind of a thing. There are menus, waiters, decorations – even music.
I’ve been wanting to do this for at least five years. The only inconvenient fact that stood in my way was that my boyfriends were always normal people. And normal people tend to find the concept of taking their woman to the Castle on V-day a bit too trashy to bear.
But luckily, I now find myself single. Which means I get to have as many Crave Cases as it will take to muffle the sound of my tears.
A Few Concerns
- Meat? I don’t normally eat meat. So there is a decent chance that I’ll simply drop dead upon touching the rat-burger to my lips. On the other hand, can you really call White Castle “meat”? Maybe I’ll be OK after all.
- Calories. Fast food has calories. Scientists have shown that a case of 30 burgers can have up to thirty times more calories than just eating one single burger. God help me.
- Parental Concerns. When your 28 year old daughter is spending Valentine’s day crying and eating a literal suitcase filled with burgers, you have to start wondering what exactly went wrong. I really couldn’t tell you, Mom. I can only tell you that I’m gravely sorry.
And Now I Pose A Question
Do you watch your food intake on Valentine’s Day?
Are you strict at all? Slightly strict?
Do any of you sexy people just say “fuck it” and take the night off?
And while we’re on the subject, do any of you eat fast food occasionally?
TALK TO ME I’M SO LONELY!!
Much Love ❤
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